I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My vagina is officially offended.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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