If i come over, it means nothing
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
i will never coherently bang her
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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