I skipped work to stalk him.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
the raccoons are back...
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