Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
OPIZZABONMYDICK
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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