I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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