U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Why are your pants in the freezer?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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