She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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