New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You left your phone here
Wait...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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