I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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