take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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