We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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