Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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