names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
