I want to have your abortion
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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