It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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