It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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