don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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