Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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