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every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
COCAINE IS GR8
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
