Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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