just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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