just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I look better un-naked...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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