Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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