And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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