So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
