Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize
