I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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