i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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