thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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