I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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