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Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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