we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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