He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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