Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You are the jesus of drinking
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
