sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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