There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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