love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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