Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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