how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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