We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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