"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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