OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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