is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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