did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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