Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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