he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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