how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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