some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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