Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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