come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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